Burning Down The House
E's first mashed potatoes Aug. 2008
My two year old son, E, was eating dinner the other night when he looked up and asked me,
“Daddy, can I have more mashed potato head please?”
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Sam was watching as his father tended to Sam’s little brother, Jack, who had managed to get a cast off his broken arm. Dad was trying to get it back on his hand and said to Jack,
“If the doctor sees your hand out of your cast he’ll be very angry”.
Sam: “How Angry?”
Dad: “I don’t know mate, pretty angry”
Sam: “Angry enough to burn our house down?”
Bernadette Morley of www.bernmorley.blogspot.com and www.samisonit.blogspot.com
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This is for my sister who died of cancer.
Her three year old daughter Morgan looked at the huge “testicle sack” of their huge Rottweiler dog and said,
“Mommy, Jake poo-poo’d in his pants.”
Shane “Arthur” of www.creativecopychallenge.com
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