Got Milk?
Four year old Mia: “Why does nana’s dog have boobies?”
Me: “It’s for her puppies to feed from. They get their milk from there. Like you and Dan had your milk from me when you were little babies.”
Pause for thought.
Followed by uncontrollable laughter.
Pause.
More uncontrollable laughter.
Pause.
Mia (suddenly serious face): “I did stop having your milk didn’t I?”
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Ha, I love it.
My guy (4.5) was fascinated by this whole question, until he finally satisfied himself that the reason he doesn’t do that any more is he drank it all. Seems logical enough.
If /that/ information produced uncontrollable laughter, just wait till she finds out the answer to the “where did I come from?” question…
Tee Hee…;)
During lunch one day, in the voice of absolute authority, one of our preschoolers said, “Whole milk comes from fat ladies and skim milk comes from skinny ones.”