The goal here is to provide you with a daily dose of funny, interesting, sweet, or just plain silly things that children say. If you want to learn more about this page, check out the details here. Or, you can If you’d like to submit your children’s quotes.

This is a new site, so I’d love it if you can help spread the word. Remember, the more people who are involved with Things My Child Says, the more entertaining quotes I can bring you each day!

I’ll kick things off with a quote from my son (which my wife will probably cringe over) and then follow up with a couple more from some blogging mommy and daddy friends who contributed.

And now, the quotes!

1. My two year old, E, was telling me about his day when he said the following gem:

“I saw boobies… I saw mommy’s boobies.”

~David Wright of Blogger Dad

2. My four year old daughter, Mia came down the stairs saying:

“I can’t sleep I’ve got too much on my mind.” And when I told her to go back to bed she said, “Well don’t blame me if I’m in a bad mood tomorrow.”

~Tara Cain of Sticky Fingers

3. My youngest son (6), whilst appearing to be a cold hard killer, is actually a kindly soul and very thoughtful. He cares for the feelings of others and is very concerned that people should be treated well. One day, out of nowhere, he exclaimed,

“Daddy, girlfriends are not like pets, you can’t just choose one, they have to choose you too.”

How true son, how true. A wise head on such young shoulders.

I’m very proud.

~Dave of Selfish Blogger

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